[Godley and Creme - This Sporting Life] (Go! Jump, jump, jump, jump) (Go! Jump, jump, jump, jump) Why are we waaitiiiing? [Domino's Commercial] Everyone will know your name when you check in with Domino's Pie Pass. Use it to bypass the line and get in and out fast. [static]

[Smash Mouth - All Star] Some- [SoulEye - Pacing Energy] body once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an L on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ, Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm, so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how 'bout yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored Hey now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid All that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold And all that glitters is gold Only shooting staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa some- body once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little [FamilyJules - Pacing Energy] chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange WELL THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to V So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow You'll never know if you don't go (go!) YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW Hey now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play [SoulEye - Pacing Energy] Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters- gotcha -old Only shooting stars break the mold

[CHIP01.MID] [Evanescence - Bring Me to Life] (Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can't wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me) Call my name and Save me from the dark (Wake me up), bid my blood to run (I can't wake up), before I come undone (Save me), save me from the Nothing I've become [CANYON.MID] Now that I know what I'm without You can't just leave me Breathe into me and make me real Bring me to life (Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can't wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me) Call my name and Save me from the dark (Wake me up), bid my blood to run (I can't wake up), before I come undone (Save me), save me from the Nothing I've become [Bring Me to Life fades out, CANYON.MID outro]

[Godley and Creme - Group Life] [10cc - Dreadlock Holiday] I say I don't like cricke-TAH oh no I don't like i-TAH I don't like cricke-TAH no no I don't like i-TAH

[Foster the People - Sit Next to Me] [Godley and Creme - Business is Business] Keep it simple Keep it neat Aim your hook At the man in the street Throw him the bones But freeze the meat 'Cause the meat goes off But the beat goes on Business is business Business is business Business is business And only the tough survive Radio fallout In an open prison Jazz based soul tinged Watered down rhythm Too many pretty sleeves With nothing in 'em Johnny be good or bad But not indifferent Hard core bland out Stocking filler Cheap soft sell overkill Tee shirts given Everybody's wearing them See you at the party tonight M. O.R. is good M. O.R. is safe M. O.R. is here Just give it to 'em Never think about it! Just give it to 'em Never think about it! (continues in background) Force fed On half dead melodies Dragged up from the archives Playing on your sympathies I'm being brainwashed And don't know how to block it 'Cause something in the chorus Burns a hole in my pocket And I can't feel the pain When my finger's in the socket And only the numb survive Only the numb survive Only the numb survive (Business is business) Everyone was doing it You weren't at the party last night Relax, relax Relax, relax Relax, relax Relax, relax [Red Hot Chili Peppers - Soul to Squeeze] [Anthony Kiedis scatting]

[Keith LeBlanc - I'll Come up with Something] [10cc - Art for Art's Sake] Give me a contract Where I can be free Don't need the union Burying me Art for art's sake Money for god's sake Art for art's sake Money for god's sake [Godley and Creme - Snack Attack] It's only five in the morning, and I'm covered in sweat...

[Alias Conrad Coldwood - Peper Steak] [The Village People - Y.M.C.A] Young man! There's no need to feel down, I said Y- [Keith LeBlanc - M.O.V.E.] [Chipzel - Swing Me Another 6] Give up, give up Give up, give up Give up, give up Give up, give up day day, der der day doo day day, der d-der day day day, der der day doo d-dur day day, der der day doo day day, der der day doo day day, der d-der day doo d-dur day day, der der day doo der, d-der, d-der, d-der yep yep ye-ye-yep I, I, I (give up, give up) yep yep ye-ye-ye-yep yep I, I, I (yet he kept fighting) I, I, I (yet he kept fighting) I, I, I I, I, I yep yep ye-ye-yep yep yep hahahaha give up hahahaha give up hahahaha give up [weird panning shit] hahahaha give up BOH WOH wooh wooh wooh wooh woh wooh wooh wooh wooh woh wooh wooh wooh wooh woh BOH WOH MOVE IT give up MOVE IT give up MOVE IT give up MOVE IT give up MOVE IT give up MOVE IT give up MOVE IT give up MOVE IT give up MOVE IT give up MOVE IT give up MOVE IT give up MOVE IT BOH WOH ye-ye-ye-ye ye-ye ye-ye-ye give up ye-ye ye-ye-ye-ye-ye give up, give up, give up, give up MOVE IT give up MOVE IT give up MOVE IT give up MOVE IT give up MOVE IT give up MOVE IT give up MOVE IT give up MOVE IT give up MOVE IT give up MOVE IT give up MOVE IT give up MOVE IT BOH WOH HOOH HOO So what do you do, you break the mold? (???) HOOH, HOOH [Wisp laughs]

[???] [ROT13]

[Alias Conrad Coldwood - Soft Breeze] [Santana ft. Rob Thomas - Smooth] Man, it's a hot one Like seven inches from the midday sun I hear you whisper and the words melt everyone But you stay so cool My muñequita My Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa You're my reason for reason The step in my groove And if you said... "This life ain't good enough" I would give My world to lift you up, I could change My life, to better suit your mood Because you're so smooth And it's just like the ocean under the moon It's the same as the emotion that I get from you You got the kind of loving that can be so smooth Gimme your heart, make it real, or else forget about it I'll tell you one thing If you would leave it would be a crying shame In every breath and every word I hear your name calling me out Out from the barrio You hear my rhythm on your radio You feel the turning of the world so soft and slow Turning you round and round And if you said... "This life ain't good enough" I would give My world to lift you up, I could change My life, to better suit your mood Because you're so smooth

[Chipzel - Your Host For Tonight] [Full House theme song] ... [Chipzel - Beginner's Luck] [Nurykabe - BLATTES.mid]

[soul-tearing All Star midi] [Smash Mouth - All Star] Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an L on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ, Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm, so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how 'bout yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored Hey now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid All that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold [whistling] Hey now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- some body once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange WELL THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING COMING COMING COMING COMING COMING COMING COMING COMING COMING COMING COMING COMING COMING... [Creep midi] [Radiohead - Creep] When you have a phone Could knock you in the eye You're just like an angel Your skin makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful world I wish I was special You're so very special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? [Muse - Plug-in Baby] ooooooooooooo MY PLUG-IN BABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY CRUCIFIES MY ENEMIES AND I'M TIRED OF GIVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRNG

[Intro to C418 - Meatcraft] [Intro to Santana ft. Rob Thomas - Smooth] [Danny Baranowsky - Disco Descent (1-1)] [Jake Kaufman - Disco Descent (1-1 Remix)] [FamilyJules - Infernal Descent (1-1)] [Barenaked Ladies - One Week] It's been... One week since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry" Five days since you laughed at me, saying "Get back together, come back and see me" Three days since the living room I realize it's all my fault but couldn't tell you Yesterday, you've forgiven me But it'll still be two days 'til I say I'm sorry [Intro to Ridiculon - Rainbow Meat (Get on the Dance Floor)] [Ridiculon - Sketches of Pain (Chest Room)] Hold it now and watch the hoodwink As I make you stop, think You'll think you're looking at Aquaman I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes Big like LeAnn Rimes, because I'm all about value Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through Gonna make a break and take a fake I'd like a stinking aching shake I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know The vertigo is gonna grow 'Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad? Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve I have a history of taking off my shirt It's been one week since you looked at me Threw your arms in the air and said "You're crazy" Five days since you tackled me I still got the rug burns on both my knees, it's been Three days since the afternoon You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon Yesterday, you've forgiven me And now I sit back and wait 'til you say you're sorry Chickity China the Chinese chicken You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' Watchin' X-Files with no lights on We're dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man's in this one Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic Like Sting I'm tantric Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy Like Kurosawa I make mad films Kay, I don't make films, But if I did they'd have a Samurai [Alias Conrad Coldwood - Peper Steak] Gonna get a set of better clubs Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon 'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes That make me think the wrong thing How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad? Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve I have a history of losing my shirt It's been one week since you looked at me Dropped your arms to the side and said I'm sorry Five days since I laughed at you, and said, "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do" Three days since the living room We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do Yesterday, you just smiled at me 'Cause it'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry Still be two days til we say we're sorry Still be two days til we say wasabi Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie [all end except Kaufman] [Red Hot Chili Peppers - Give It Away] [Kaufman ends] [Give It Away ends] Drinking my juice -- Sailor Moon -- chug-a-lug me [The Judge purrs]

[Alias Conrad Coldwood - Race of a Thousand Ants]

[Alias Conrad Coldwood - Peper Steak] [Alias Conrad Coldwood - Hip 2-2]

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