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1​-​1 Week

from Ham Mash 'Em Up by ncrecc

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This was one of the first mashups I made, and it was originally just nothing but the Baranowsky version with One Week played on top of it. As I fleshed it out, though, it became clear this should be the epic album closer. (The tracks past this are more like a coda or epilogue of sorts.)

I don't actually play Crypt of the Necrodancer. I should, maybe, but I don't.

lyrics

[Intro to C418 - Meatcraft]

[Intro to Santana ft. Rob Thomas - Smooth]

[Danny Baranowsky - Disco Descent (1-1)]
[Jake Kaufman - Disco Descent (1-1 Remix)]
[FamilyJules - Infernal Descent (1-1)]

[Barenaked Ladies - One Week]
It's been...
One week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me, saying
"Get back together, come back and see me"
Three days since the living room
I realize it's all my fault but couldn't tell you
Yesterday, you've forgiven me
But it'll still be two days 'til I say I'm sorry

[Intro to Ridiculon - Rainbow Meat (Get on the Dance Floor)]

[Ridiculon - Sketches of Pain (Chest Room)]
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes, because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinking aching shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said "You're crazy"
Five days since you tackled me
I still got the rug burns on both my knees, it's been
Three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday, you've forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait 'til you say you're sorry
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
Like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurosawa I make mad films
Kay, I don't make films,
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
[Alias Conrad Coldwood - Peper Steak]
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to the side and said I'm sorry
Five days since I laughed at you, and said,
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do
Yesterday, you just smiled at me
'Cause it'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry
Still be two days til we say we're sorry
Still be two days til we say wasabi
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
[all end except Kaufman]
[Red Hot Chili Peppers - Give It Away]

[Kaufman ends]

[Give It Away ends]
Drinking my juice --
Sailor Moon
-- chug-a-lug me

[The Judge purrs]

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from Ham Mash 'Em Up, released March 23, 2020

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