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Midiot

from Ham Mash 'Em Up by ncrecc

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The soundfont here is actually the soundfont used for the Cave Story+ WiiWare soundtrack, which was composed entirely as a set of MIDIs. Here's a link to the MIDIs and the soundfont: nurykabe.com/dump/sound/soundtracks/cave%20story/csMidis.zip

Also, while we're talking about Cave Story, here's an interesting bit of history regarding that soundtrack: The version that everyone knows of was messed up pretty thoroughly by Nicalis, as per usual, because they didn't understand how to implement playing back MIDIs with a soundfont. They went for the alternative of getting a grown-up to convert them to oggs and then crushing them to be as low-quality as possible to decrease the file size. Everyone promptly assumed the composer, Yann van Der Cruyssen, intentionally made the songs this way.
Someone eventually corrected the bullshit Nicalis did to the soundtrack (though without access to the original MIDIs) and released it as "Cave Story: Wii-Balanced". soundcloud.com/solomael/sets/cave-story-wii-balanced
I'm pretty sure this just cemented the notion that the botched soundtrack was intended to be canonical, but props to SoloMael nonetheless.
So anyway I find it funny everyone recognizes that Nicalis fucks over the developers they contract, but just blank out on the notion that they also fuck over their musicians. See also: Ridiculon getting a month to compose their CS+ soundtrack, and the result being widely regarded as "evidence" that they're just talentless hacks.

And that was a long and irrelevant commentary on a track that amounts to "hey I have OpenMPT and know how to import MIDI soundfonts."

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[soul-tearing All Star midi]
[Smash Mouth - All Star]
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an L on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ,
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm, so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

[whistling]

Hey now, you're an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- some

body once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little
chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange WELL
THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP
COMING COMING COMING COMING COMING COMING COMING COMING COMING COMING COMING COMING COMING COMING...

[Creep midi]

[Radiohead - Creep]
When you have a phone
Could knock you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so very special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?

[Muse - Plug-in Baby]
ooooooooooooo MY PLUG-IN BABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
CRUCIFIES MY ENEMIES
AND I'M TIRED OF GIVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRNG

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from Ham Mash 'Em Up, released March 23, 2020

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