Ham Mash '3m Up

by ncrecc

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1.	Intro 00:26	lyrics	download
J: Uncle? What is that strange machine? U: Oh, that's my latest invention. This machine is a teleporter. But please don't touch it; I haven't tested it yet. U: Oh, Juni, I have to do something important for a moment. Please stay here and don't touch anything! J: Okidoki! [Door swings] [Distorted sound]
2.	Sportz Rock 02:46	info	download
3.	Community Guidelines 01:45	lyrics	download
Don't use YouTube to maliciously share personal information about another individual. But how about... Photo-editing someone's face into an embarrasssing image? What about uploading videos of prank calls to emergency services? What about photo-editing someone's face into prank calls to emergency services? What about a video links to a site that links to a site that links to a site that links to videos of prank calls to emergency services? What about posting a video that depicts violent criminal or terrorist organizations setting up fireworks without the presence of adults? What about a compilation video of car accident clips that feature BIG BILL HELL'S CARS! BAD DEALS! CARS THAT BREAK DOWN! THIEVES! What about photo-editing the YouTube community into clips of celebrity wardrobe accidents? What about keeping it real? What about footage, audio, or imagery featuring: - Gay people, pirates, assassins, gay pirate assassins - Green people, crab people, blue heavy metal people - Gluten, yeast, salt, water, salt water - Abstract allusions to sexual physionomy - Professional boxers - Alpha, Victor, Sibia, Sony, Toshiba, Yumai, Columbia, Crown, Polidor, Kennen, Harvey, Siwana, Pioneer, King, Japan, Polista, Disco, Matria, Dakuma, Kitty, SMS, Polygram, Pass, Forlife, Epixony. - And may I repeat your mission: Bomb all these and destroy them, over. What about uploading a comedy sketch in which characters go to the YouTube Help Center article? What about a video that shows how to make Molitov cocktails, and encourages people to use them for sexually explicit content like pornography? What about uploading a comedy sketch in which characters trick people into visiting zombo.com to get into an exclusive club? What about uploading a song in which characters cut off both of my hands? [explosion]
4.	Sheriff DMC 02:11	info	download
5.	These Peoples Try to Kill Me 02:13	info	download
6.	Hudson's Mom 01:30	info	download
7.	Petsdrip 03:25	info	download
8.	I Can't Come Up with Anything 02:21	info	download
9.	Underground in It 01:13	info	download
10.	Only Star 03:42	info	download
11.	Eagle 00:39	info	download
12.	Fight You 01:41	info	download
13.	Nip it in the Bud 01:07	info	download
14.	Midtro 00:13	lyrics	download
[Door swings] U: Okay, Juni, I'm ba-... Juni? Juni, where are you? U: Oh no... the machine has been activated! U: JUUUUUUUNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
15.	BRODYMISSION 03:47	info	download
16.	Fun + Gamers 01:12	lyrics	download
I can honestly say that I've been asked why I play game. And I normally just shrug and say, "I play game." But that's a lie. Because when I'm in-game, I'm at home. From the flames of Cataclysm, to the icy mountains of Tamrael, anywhere I venture is a place I love and know. My entire life, people preached that I could be the captain of a ship. A space ship. THE space ship that saves humanity. But when I told them that I wanted to be anything that I wanted to be, they told me I need to get a grip on reality. And to them, a grip on reality means the American dream. Working 9 to 5 crammed up in a tiny cubicle, having .5 kids, a 9-story suburban house, and a white picket fence. I'd divorce once, and I'd have debt into my early nineties because I took some bullshit university degree that's supposed to help me in the end. This isn't reality! This is just a dull game.
17.	I Wish He Didn't Tax Me So Much 03:56	info	download
18.	I Still Can't Come Up with Anything 00:53	info	download
19.	Icing 01:04	info	download
20.	Rats 01:15	info	download
21.	No, I Insist, I Truly Cannot Come Up with Anything 02:39		download
22.	Kill Star 05:02	info	download
23.	A Meme From Our Sponsor 00:50	info	download
24.	Star 01:15	info	download
25.	Corporate Needs You to Find the Differences Between This Picture and This Picture 02:04	info	download
26.	The 26 is Part of the Track Title 00:50	info	download

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The long-awaited third entry in the Ham Mash 'Em Up series! This has content made way back in February 2021, alongside maybe one or two mashups made the same week it was ultimately published. :P