lyrics
Don't use YouTube to maliciously share personal information about another individual.
But how about...
Photo-editing someone's face into an embarrasssing image?
What about uploading videos of prank calls to emergency services?
What about photo-editing someone's face into prank calls to emergency services?
What about a video links to a site that links to a site that links to a site that links to videos of prank calls to emergency services?
What about posting a video that depicts violent criminal or terrorist organizations setting up fireworks without the presence of adults?
What about a compilation video of car accident clips that feature BIG BILL HELL'S CARS! BAD DEALS! CARS THAT BREAK DOWN! THIEVES!
What about photo-editing the YouTube community into clips of celebrity wardrobe accidents?
What about keeping it real?
What about footage, audio, or imagery featuring:
- Gay people, pirates, assassins, gay pirate assassins
- Green people, crab people, blue heavy metal people
- Gluten, yeast, salt, water, salt water
- Abstract allusions to sexual physionomy
- Professional boxers
- Alpha, Victor, Sibia, Sony, Toshiba, Yumai, Columbia, Crown, Polidor, Kennen, Harvey, Siwana, Pioneer, King, Japan, Polista, Disco, Matria, Dakuma, Kitty, SMS, Polygram, Pass, Forlife, Epixony.
- And may I repeat your mission: Bomb all these and destroy them, over.
What about uploading a comedy sketch in which characters go to the YouTube Help Center article?
What about a video that shows how to make Molitov cocktails, and encourages people to use them for sexually explicit content like pornography?
What about uploading a comedy sketch in which characters trick people into visiting zombo.com to get into an exclusive club?
What about uploading a song in which characters cut off both of my hands? [explosion]
credits
from
Ham Mash '3m Up,
released June 20, 2021
Various YouTube "Community Guidelines" clips
"Big Bill Hell's" parody commercial
Tom Scott - This Video Is Sponsored By ███ VPN
William S. Burroughs - The Last Words of Hassan Sabbah
DaThings - How to Food
Pete LaBonne - Down With It
Strange Parcels - Disconnection
zombo.com
Godley and Creme - Joey's Camel
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